Once upon a time I went to a show, and it was called The Game Show Show...and Stuff. It was kind of scary because they did these crazy things like drinking a vase full of eggnog in 60 seconds. It was scary in a fun way. I enjoyed it because it was kind of like a circus. Instead of having a sword-eater or a clown or trapeze artist, they had eggnog-drinking, Esteban, and cake stacking.
The Game Show Show is more about succeeding than an ordinary play because it is a game show and not Macbeth. It is some actors and some people from the audience. The people are doing crazy things because then they got prizes. And if they lost, they would just get candy canes. So nobody is left without a prize. I thought that was a good idea, because then nobody felt bad.
I thought the cake stacking was really awesome because they had these cool helmets with plates glued on top of them, and they tried to stack "undescribable cakes" on them. The undescribable cakes were chocolate cakes with white zigzags on the top and delicious creme inside. Oh. I just described it. I guess I know a lot about delicious cakes when I don't know about it. So they did it, and neither of them fell down, and then both of them fell down, and they counted them. And the people on the left won. The stage was covered with delicious creme-filled zigzag cakes.
Since it was almost Christmas, they decided to do present wrapping as a contest. There were three objects which they had to wrap in different kinds of paper, but the problem was there was only one pair of scissors. One of them used the scissors, and one of them just tore it, and that made it quicker. The presents actually looked pretty good. I was rooting for the person who won. It was really awesome and cool.
All these people that won, they got to dance in the dance contest at the end. So, they each had a name for the dancers, for example, Sweaty Fish. I have no idea what that means. Names like that. Everybody had a dance partner, and they would dance in different ways, and they would root for them, and whoever got the most screaming won. It was actually a good way of choosing who won. Everybody actually spanked each other generally during the dancing, and I thought that was really funny because there was this dance in this cartoon where there was this animal named Pimple and these guys in hoods and you found out that the people in hoods were actually just Betty Boop. There were all these Betty Boops doing the can can behind them, and then they were like woo hoo ha ha ha as they spanked each other. I thought that was kind of weird but kind of silly.
Esteban was a special singer that was a guest star. The first time they introduced him, he didn't come out. They said "The most amazing singer in the world: Esteban Andres Cruz!" And everybody was cheering super loud, and then he doesn't come out for another act. I thought that was really funny. When he comes out--finally--he is in a dress and is climbing around on seats, lip syncing and falling down. That is not what I expected from this guy who played a genie in Sinbad the Untold Tale. I just thought it was kind of funny and unexpected. I can climb over about 9 rows of seats in one minute. It is fun, climbing over seats. At the end of the show, Esteban did some rapping. He was rap-songing. So he was like at the end of a little kids' tv show and he was like "We've learned something new today!" He didn't exactly say this, but it was kind of in this kind of tune. Kind of like this: "This is the end of our show. We need to go home. This is the end of our show now." It was like the grand finale.
The girls group (Nikki Klix and Ally Oops) sang songs while they were getting ready for other things. The band I see a lot around Strawdog, and they play at late night parties. I think the band plays really good songs. The Game Show Show would have been a little less cool without the band; it made it more awesome.
The announcer was JAZ, James Anthony Zoccoli, and the host was Anderson Lawfer. The thing that everybody had to scream to get to the next game, so then they said "Tumble that thing!" I thought that was funny because we don't know what that thing is called so we actually just call it a thing. The thing was this case with papers with names on it, and then JAZ would shout their names and they would come up on stage and ta da! they did something. Anderson Lawfer seemed like he was in real life because he is actually a very funny person except when he was in one play, Master and Margarita. He was pretty scary in that. He was a man-eating, standing-on-his-hind-legs cat. The cat wouldn't have made a very good host to the Game Show Show...and Stuff. Then when the contestants weren't looking, he would chop off their heads and roll it and keep their heads as a souvenir.
I think this show should be for ages 35 and up because it is at 11 o'clock at night. Of course I thought I should go see it, but it WAS pretty late at night. If they slept through the whole day, and then got up at 9 at night, then kids that go to school could go see it. People that like games shows, circuses, music, and delicious cakes with creme and zig zags on them would like this show. I've never been to a game show before, so this is what I think it is like: sitting in awe watching people do crazy things. The Game Show Show is totally awesome.